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WASTED – 12 Can Damage Control

$20.00

WASTED WATER – DAMAGE CONTROL (12-Pack)

For the rebels, the rule-breakers, and the beautiful disasters. This isn’t your grandma’s hydration – this is DAMAGE CONTROL. 12 aluminum middle fingers to plastic and the status quo. Crack one when the night’s gone sideways, your phone’s at 3%, and you’re still making bad decisions.

Hydrate. Regret nothing. Stay Wasted.

Doors Open February – Ships February 25th.
No refunds. No restocks. No second chances.
This is your one shot to get WASTED before it disappears.
Order now or cry in plastic.

No refunds. No restocks. Estimated shipping 1–2 weeks.

#FckPlastic #StayWasted #ChaosRecovery

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Description

This isn’t a f*cking wellness brand. This is WASTED.

This is a phase 3. Doors open at 12:30pm EST. All orders ship starting February 25th.
We don’t do restocks. We don’t do refunds.
This is for the bold, the broken, and the blackout-prone.

You’re not just buying water —
You’re buying evidence.
12 aluminum bottles of pure Appalachian spring water,
engineered for hangover survival and questionable life choices.
No sugar. No plastic. No apologies.

This is WASTED.
The Lifeline of the Party.

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