WASTED – 12 Can Damage Control

$30.00

12 Cans of Pure Artesian Spring Water
100% Recyclable Aluminum — F*ck Plastic
Engineered for Hangover Survival
No Sugar, No Fake Electrolytes, No Bullsh*t
Born for Parties, Blackouts, and Regret Control
Zero Apologies. Zero Chill. Full Send.
The Lifeline of the Party

Description

This isn’t a f*cking wellness brand. This is WASTED.

12 aluminum middle fingers to plastic, filled with blackout-certified spring water straight from the underground.

Built for the aftermath.
Powered by poor decisions.
Scientifically proven to disrespect hangovers and slap dehydration in the face.

This isn’t your yoga teacher’s water.
This is the lifeline of the party.

So go ahead — rage, blackout, repent, reload.

Zero plastic. Zero apologies. No fake electrolytes. Just chaos fuel.

Hydrate like hell.
#FckPlastic

Stay WASTED.

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