WELCOME TO THE

F*CK PLASTIC COLLECTION

PREORDERS LIVE NOW

Morning After™ Recovery Towel - $40

Checkout Time™ Slippers - $40

F*ck Plastic Licence Plate Frame - $20

THE ESCAPE VEHICLE™ BMX BIKE

$250

Individually named & numbered

The Bad Decision™ House Flag

Not home decor. A public service announcement.

$25

Emotionally Available™ Lighter

Conversation starter. Fire included.

$5

Text Him Later™ phone Wallet

One less excuse to text your ex.

$20

F*CK Plastic.Light Something Else™ lighter

Pocket-sized bad influence.

$5

WALK OF SHAME™ ATHLETIC SOCKS

$30

WASTED KITS™

EVERY STORY STARTS SOMEWHERE

CHOOSE YOUR LOADOUT

Party House Kit™

For homes with absoutely no bedtime.

$45

The Morning After Kit™

Only 50 people get to wake up this prepared.

$90

Walk Of Shame Kit™

Dress like you definitely know where your car is.

$50

The Degenerate Kit™

Your initiation starts here.

$150

PREORDERS JULY 9

The Legally Hungover™ Motocross Jersey

$100

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