Welcome to the chaos, here’s how things work.

Payment Terms
By placing a pre-order, you’re agreeing to pay in full, upfront. No installments, no installment plans, no payment delays. This ain’t a Netflix subscription — this is a full-send commitment. You pay, you play. We won’t hunt you down for your cash, but don’t think for a second we’ll be nice about payment delays. Get it done, or get lost.

Refund Policy
Here’s the deal: No refunds on pre-orders. Zero, zip, nada. You’re committing to the purchase now, and once the transaction’s made, it’s done. We’re not here to babysit buyer’s remorse. If there’s an issue with your order due to us (production error, damaged goods), hit us up, but don’t expect a refund unless we screwed up.

Delivery Timeline
We know you want it yesterday, but here’s the reality: 3-4 weeks for your order to ship. This is WASTED, we don’t rush perfection. Be patient, or take a shot of water. We’re not responsible for any delays due to production issues or our chaotic process — shit happens, it’s part of the ride.

Cancellation Terms
Once you hit that “pre-order” button, it’s locked. No cancellations. You’re in for the ride whether you’re sober or still recovering. We don’t want to hear it. This isn’t a ‘change-your-mind’ type of deal. You ordered it, you’re getting it. So, make sure you’re cool with it before you pull the trigger.

WASTED PRIVACY POLICY
We’re not out here hunting for your data, just keeping things legit.

We collect some of your personal info to process orders, track shipments, and send you updates, because, you know, we gotta keep things running smoothly. Don’t worry, we won’t sell your soul or your info to anyone. Your data’s strictly for us to keep you in the loop and ensure we don’t forget you.

What we’re doing with your info:

Order fulfillment: To make sure your Wasted goods get to you.

Marketing & Updates: If we’ve got cool stuff, we’ll send you an email. Maybe even some exclusive invites — for those who can handle the chaos.

Investors: If you’re as obsessed with Wasted as we are, we might invite you to join the madness and send updates.

We don’t share your data, unless a law tells us to, and if that happens, we’ll fight it. If you ever want us to ditch your data, hit us up. But don’t expect a wild ride in return.

WASTED RETURN AND REFUND POLICY
If it’s broken or messed up, we’ll make it right. But otherwise, no takesies-backsies.

Once you place that pre-order, it’s yours — no returns, no refunds. This is Wasted, not some retail store where you change your mind after the fact. If you get your hands on a busted can or damaged goods, reach out and we’ll fix it, no questions asked. But if you simply changed your mind about your life decisions… tough luck, this is your ride now.

If it’s our fault — the product’s damaged, or you didn’t get what you ordered — we’ll make sure it’s replaced or sorted. Otherwise, you’re stuck with your Wasted goods. No excuses.

Disclaimer: Wasted is about embracing chaos, not coddling indecision. So, if you make a purchase, don’t come crying to us later.

You’re in, no refunds, no regrets.