We’re not just water. We’re fun — the kind your ‘premium’ bottled brand warns you about.
WE BUILT A FULL OPERATIONAL HYDRATION CULT
DISGUISED AS A WATER BRAND
WELCOME TO THE ECOSYSTEM.
-#StayWASTED-



A DEGENERATE
ECOSYSTEM
built to fuel the party, survive the fallout, and flip the bird to plastic.



MORE THAN A BRAND. IT'S A MACHINE
WASTED is more than a can.
It’s a system of squads, drops, and missions designed to hydrate the unhinged.
Call it what it is — a degenerate ecosystem built to fuel the party, survive the fallout, and flip the bird to plastic.
Every part of WASTED has a job. Some hydrate. Some recover. Some just stir sh*t up. Together? It’s a beautiful mess.
We built a fully operational hydration cult disguised as a water brand.
Welcome to the ecosystem.