DRINK WASTED
WASTED – 12 Can Damage Control
This isn’t a f*cking wellness brand. This is WASTED.
12 aluminum middle fingers to plastic, filled with blackout-certified spring water straight from the underground.
Built for the aftermath.
Powered by poor decisions.
Scientifically proven to disrespect hangovers and slap dehydration in the face.
This isn’t your yoga teacher’s water.
This is the lifeline of the party.
So go ahead — rage, blackout, repent, reload.
Zero plastic. Zero apologies. No fake electrolytes. Just chaos fuel.
Hydrate like hell.
#FckPlastic
Stay WASTED.
CHAOS CREDENTIALS
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